hump day

So it's mid-week now and I have tons of shit to do. Yet I decide to spit a few lines at my new blog homeys, or actually my two or three blog homeys.
So as most the fags in America watch American Idol, I decided to buck that trend once again. I'm not letting corporate america get me to text message votes 300 times a show, I don't have unlimited text messages.
Team America: World Police, came out on DVD yesterday. I didn't buy it but I will. There is like a 3 minute sex scene with the marianettes, but only like 30 seconds in the theatre. I guess that the new one has one of the puppets droppin' deuce on the others chest, not to mention a puppet golden shower. I think it will be a good purchase.
To all of my 3 blog friends, you should go get the first 3 seasons of the Shield. Tony knows that I've been pumping that show from it's inception. It's kinda neat that they cuss on network TV. But they don't overdo it, just situational swearing, and next weeks is 90 minutes. It keeps getting more and more real to life. Like the former capitan got held up by some gang guys and one of them held a gun to his head and made him perform oral. Now he's left his wife and is a sexual devient, not too unlike Tom. He likes to hit and choke during sex, but his hooker girlfriend won't let him hit her in the face.
So here is my new question. Would you let somebody slap you around, closed fisted taps , or would you rather let somebody use your body like a sex toi(let)? Remember, #1 & #2 easily wipe off.