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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Wine like a man.

So in order for me to curb my above average drinking ability I decided to stop drinking for a few weeks. But that lasted about as long as I had no money to spend on booze, or at least until I was in the company of people that would buy me drinks. Last summer I was broke and my friend Bryce would buy me drinks when we went out, good drinks, not well or domestics. I had to put a stop to that because I felt guilty that he was spending so much money. So my alternative at the end of last summer was to now let Bryce pick the most horrible drinks on the shelves, often consisting of Old Crow and flavored Brandys. This phase lasted for about six months, culminating after Bryce had to drink a fifth of apricot brandy after losing a bet to me over the outcome of civil war. That was the end of brandy, and the end of Crow soon followed, even though I still have one here or there. Now I'm on to wine. I drank about 5 glasses of Chardonney at a wedding last weekend and I think I still feel the effects. I love the dehydration and the "drunk" is rather soothing. Maybe it's something that has to do with being 26and 1/2 now, that I am becoming a more relaxed drinker maybe I'll get a hankerin' for Scotch one day, but I don't know what my liver will do to me. So wine is the wave of the future. I just wonder how a bottle from the year I was born would taste? That will have to be my new b-day tradition to drink a bottle from my birth year.

6 Comments:

At 1:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet I like wine when it's free and there is no beer around.

 
At 9:07 AM, Blogger Katica said...

You don't blog enough. With everyone else falling off the blogosphere, we need more of you.

 
At 12:02 AM, Blogger bigphatfartyanimal said...

I'l give you all you can handle young lady.

 
At 8:45 PM, Blogger Katica said...

I bet you can't even give me half of what I can handle!

 
At 9:16 AM, Blogger bigphatfartyanimal said...

well that's all I got. I guess you'll have to come back for a second serving.

 
At 3:40 PM, Blogger Katica said...

Depends on how the first serving treats me.

 

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