Working with idiots

So anyone who reads this probably knows that I have worked in the pizza industry for almost 6 years now. I understand that it may take a little while to learn new skills, and many of you in fantasy land may think that it isn't too difficult of a job to learn. If you come to Track Town you may begin to believe differently.

First off, my new OSU buddy that I turned out like a dime store hooker, has been working there as long as I have. We take at least a little pride in our gourmet pizza expertise, and our delivery driving is bar-none the best around. After Jordan and I the skill level at this family owned and operated business falls off the table.

The family consists of the owner Mary, her husband Gary, youngest son Ken, Grandaughter Shannah and Ken's son Jesse. We also have 2 other non-family employees, Pat who is about 40 and I haven't seen any paperwork on the subject, but I'm pretty sure that he is retarded. He is a christian and I think that may aide in his stupidity? Shaun is the other employee. No one in Track Town history has missed so many days, he is hurt somewhere every week and then bitches about it as he pops a Vicoden.

The story of Mary goes like this. Her oldest son Doug killed himself about 10-15 years ago while he was enjoying his heroin/speed addiction and some possible schitzo shit.

Tom is the next oldest, he use to be the GM of the entire Track Town empire until he got caught embezzling over 100,000 from the business and he supposedly has herpes.

Then was the sole daughter Linda. Linda is completely schitzo and actually flipped out one time and came after Mary with a knife because she wouldn't give her any money for cigs.

Then there is Eddie. Eddie currently resides in the Lane County Correctional Facility because 2 weeks ago he got all speed balled(heroin&speed), and told Gary that he was gonna kill him unless he gave him $200. Then Eddie waited for me to go on a delivery and came back in to the resteraunt and robbed the till. He then took off and a day later was caught by the cops not 1 mile from Track Town. He spent all the money on heroin and sat by the river all day, then later that evening he went to 7-11 and called Gary, not to extort money, but just called because he hadn't talked to anyone all day. Eddie has herpes and hep-c.

Ken is the youngest and the only family member that still works at TTP. He has herpes too and his wife Charity use to work there too until she got all drunk one night and Ken kicked her out of the house, to later reconcile. She gets really bad sores on her mouth and it was kinda cool when people come in to the restaruant and she would be the first thing that they see.

Shannah is Tom's daughter. She is now preggers and she didn't even know it for the first 4 months, she's a little hefty. She has fucked up teeth and spent the last year or two of high school in a womens correctional facility forbeing involved in a beating of some girl.

Jesse is the son of Ken, not from Charity. He is 16 and just got his liscense and works about 40+ hours aweek at TTP. He wants to be a Les Schwab guy when he turns 18. His mom is a crankster from way back, and he lived with his other grandma until he was 10. Ken never really saw him until then. He is the oldest of his mom's 11 kids.

It will be sad in August when Jordan and I leave the business one last time. There gonna be fucked. But this teaches me a valuable lesson: Don't get herpes and do heroin.