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Friday, June 10, 2005

Ahhhh! I love benders.

Now that I'm older and a little more traveled, I don't usually drink more than once a week. This may have just changed recently because of school, but it makes my life different. Perhaps better?

Last night was Poncho's party. Tom (eugene) hyped it up, and convinced me on my first day of summer to go to this gathering. He said that it may be the last time that we see Poncho, thinking that he will get eaten by a Griz in Alaska. The party was cool. Kathy seemed to be having a jolly old time. Congress has made fewer propositions all year than Kathy did last night.
Sam was willing.

This marked the fifth straight day that I have pushed the levels of physical intoxification. Sometimes I guess that I just need that, we all do. I don't do all the "glamour" drugs of my younger years, that actually makes the bigfatpartyanimal lifestyle much rougher. Weed is definitely not a performance enhancer. Lung cancer takes longer.

I was thinking last night and thought, if I had a horse what would I name it?

If it was a racehorse I think I'd go with blitzkrieg, if I was a cowboy it would be Puritan. Solid.

8 Comments:

At 3:39 PM, Blogger Katica said...

I certainly don't remember anyone being willing. I had a fun time getting super trashed. Exactly what was I propositioning people with?? I don't remember much of that.

 
At 12:39 PM, Blogger Anthony Robinson said...

hey, mike, wanna go to pdx on wednesday? kathy is cooking a special meal, and you might get to hump...

give me a call if you do...

 
At 7:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember Kathy trying to hump Tom, Mike, and Sam. She was going from one guy to the next.

 
At 1:42 PM, Blogger Katica said...

That's not true. There were at least a few other guys that I was trying to hump that night.

 
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At 11:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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