Name-dropping is a privilage for friends
Summer is here, today is the day. So this is my day off. My Tuesdays and Wednesdays are the laypersons Saturday and Sunday. It's kinda nice because I only have a few friends that share the same schedule, so I can just chill.
This incident with name-dropping happened a few weeks ago, but I decided to let the waters settle before attacking the subject in blogland.
So for those of you that are unfortunate enough to know Logan, this story may not come as a suprise to you. Logan is a smelly piece of shit that always seems to hang around. Being the nice person that I am, I tolerate him when he is in my presence. He is stupid and thinks that he is some sort of "G" or something because he went to jail in Ohio or something. Bottom line, pure white trash in it's simplist form.
Two Sunday's ago, he called my work and asked for me, I was not in the restaurant so he then made an order for delivery to his house. After the kid who was working told him how much his order would be, Logan said that I was his friend and that I always give him discounts.
The real boner of this whole thing is that he was talking to the owners grandson, who actually gave him a discount. Jesse, the grandson, then calls me on my cell and says that my "friend" called and asked for a discount, etc. So I got back to work and called him and said that he can't call my work and say he knows me in exchange for discounts. But this is the part that really bugged me. Not so much that he called my work and not me to see if he could get some kind of discount, not even the fact that he said he gets discounts all the time from me bugged me as much as him name-dropping me as his friend. Logan is a worthless individual and society would be better off if he was gone.
I think that for this years end of the summer BBQ, I will box him. The undercard will be announced later.
A K.O. is gonna occur. Then I'll get wasted and fight him again, because my God hates name-droppers.
Dwelling in the House of the Lord Froever,
Mike "the bigfatpartyanimal" vs Logan "the name-dropper" Summer 2005
posted by bigphatfartyanimal @ 1:52 PM
7 Comments:
Have you ever considered anger management classes?
Staci
I'm not angry staci. Logan is the kind of person that I don't associate with, we just don't really mesh.
Like you, he offers nothing to society.
Hail Satan!
i think logan is kinda funny....but that's just me.
he cracks me up, thinkin' he's all tough and shit.
All kidding aside Michael...what you feel about Logan is fine and frankly none of my business..but to tell me that I offer "nothing to society" is the meanest thing that anyone has ever said to me. I truly hope that I NEVER have the misfortune of meeting you in person. I can't for the life of me figure out two things...
1. how in the world can you run in the same circle as tom and tony, even though they can be huge smart asses and say hateful things they are not mean people. You are simply MEAN.
2. what could i have possibly have done to you to make you hate me so much to wish death on me and say that I offer nothing to society. You don't know me or really anything about me.
I think it would be in your best intrest to take the hate you have for me and use that energy on something positive in your life.
Unlike you...I wish you the best!
Staci
staci. Oh I do use the hate for something positive. If you haven't got it yet, you are annoying. Do I wish death on you, no. Do I see the blog as a "fake" place that allows me to say whatever I want, and not worry about what people think? Fuck yeah I do.
I'm sure that away from here you, much like me, are a wonderful person. The reason that Tom, Tony and friends are my amigos is because I have got great charisma. If you even had a clue as to the kind of person I am, you would get your own blog and use it as a forum to express your christian beliefs and talk about NASCAR and other shit that means something to you republicans in the south.
If you did get your own blog, and realized that things said here don't parlay in to our daily lives, then you would get it. But until that day when we meet, you can sit and spin on it. Don't think that just because I make fun of you here that I wish ill upon you. Getting worked up is your own way to make others feel sympathetic for the drama you want to create in your life. Your a christian woman, they are all in search of some kind of dramatic break from the monotony of the conservative/constrictive lifestyle. Sell that shit somewhere else.
Hopefully after reading this you feel much better about yourself. I definately do after writing it.
Hey Tony, this is kinda like a creative writing session. Style and arguement Wr.122.
Much Love from "fakeland",
kisses
Okay...I must admit that Mike Denney is a really really nice guy in person.
I think the blog is his place to "act out."
Staci, though, really doesn't deserve the venom--she's a really nice person too. I'm all for giving her a ration of shit, but Mike seems to be all meanness on here. Weird.
But Mike also hates Logan. I think Logan is a pretty miserable human being, but he's also got his good qualities. He's hugely funny. Everything he says is bullshit, but he sorta knows it. But that pizza name dropping crap is fucking lame, I must admit.
Anyway, Staci, if you get your own blog, I'd be sure to visit often and engage you in productive conversation.
Love,
Tony
Get Bloggin, Mike!
You are slacking.
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