Pull out and Pray
So for those of you who like to live life on the edge, here is my idea for today. As many of us were, despite what your parents told you, mistakes, how long does it take for you to say "hey let's not use protection.
Does it simply take a drunken/torrid affair for you to ride or be ridden bareback?
Has it been your practice to not use birthcontrol, or is it against your religion?
Have you decided to tell yourself that anal/oral are safe alternatives to one_in_the_bun sex, I know a girl who use to let hotdogs be used?
Are you currently in a relationship and haven't lived a skin on skin encounter?
Do you really believe that girls don't self lubricate, fuck the scientific data?
Do people still get AIDS, Magic had it since 92 and I think that he looks healthier now?
Where is my mind?
posted by bigphatfartyanimal @ 9:42 AM
10 Comments:
Sorry I forgot to include tugjobs in that barrage of questions.
You're hilarious! You crack me up!
get snipped, it's the ultimate solution. The equivalent of going nuclear in contraceptive warfare.
There's a complex formula to it all. It depends on a number of things, how long you've been dating, have you had the STD/ex-partners talk, are you using other forms of birth control, where are you in your cycle, how drunk you are, how in the moment you are when you realize you are out of condoms, how clean is the guy (also a complex formula for finding this out). So all or any of these can play a part in what to do.
this blog is a little more "out there" than Tom's. I think that I am confused.
Staci
Read the heading staci. Once again this is a fantasy land, or a place that odd questions can be asked and oddly enough answered.
Jennifer, yes, I am hilarious. Sorry saber(to know esp.), my vas def's are gonna stay tight. At least until I procreate a few times.
Kathy, you are wise to be so thorough(sp). You don't wanna get some guys tainted joy juice involved in you lotus patch. I guess that it's a good buildup for a relationship. I love kids, but don't want any just yet....hint staci.
Mike,
I think you're pretty hilarious but need to work on your spelling, punctuation, and grammar. And I don't think you're more "out there" than Tom. You need to be a bit more outrageous. Do some Staci-bashing.
I think you and "HHH" need to hump really soon.
Love,
Tony
(OCTOBER TEN--LIBRA POWER)
The other day I was at a party and a lady said, "If you knew the world was going to end soon, what would you do?" I said, "You."
And then she said, "No seriously, what would you do?" No one answered so I said, "Have gay sex. No wait a minute, been there done that." Some MF got that shit on their digital camera.
I think Mike's pretty funny, but you have to be willing to humiliate or embarrass anyone, including yourself, to reach my form of humor. Oh and you have to be willing to make a huge ass out of yourself and not care if you piss off a minority of your audience or everyone at every other table around you.
Staci used to drop her pants to pull up her socks.
Oh yeah, I didn't answer any of your questions. I hate it when people get off the blog subject.
I don't wear a condom because my lady and I are clean. Back in the day when I loaned out my penis, I always wore a Jimmy Hat.
Who said anything about relationships? We all know we've got needs for humping. I'm all about the humping, relationship or not.
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